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Postby GodlessHeathen » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:51 pm

I remember that JWs seemed to push the fact that they can answer "Where did Cain get his wife?" as if this was some great sign they were smarter than everybody else. I don't think I've ever ran into one person who wondered where Cain got his wife. Everybody I've ever talked to about the subject seemed to already know that he must have married a sister or other female relative. Can anybody think of anything else like this?
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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby magwitch » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:57 pm

It was always said that it was his sister (since they were so close to perfection this was just A okay). Then recently I read it may have been a niece (new light shining brighter)
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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby magwitch » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:03 pm

GH: I think I drank too many shots at the neighbors tonight and misread what you were asking on your thread :rofl I will attempt a more appropriate response tomorrow (after field circus of course)
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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby Eyes Open » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:53 am

Why do we grow old and die?

I know some may have asked this, but really... just let the human race live and die in peace.
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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby Borgia » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:22 am

Who really is the faith and discreet slave?

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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby Eyes Open » Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:21 am

Borgia wrote:Who really is the faith[ful] and discreet slave?

Hands down winner! :clap
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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby Gilbert » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:11 am

"To whom do you belong?" :old or :devilish
Intelligence came from nothing. But what is nothingness? Before there ever was the universe, Higgs bosons -- massless subatomic particles -- pervaded the empty vacuum. It follows then that intelligence came from Higgs bosons. Therefore, the primeval God is subatomic, not yet a person.
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Re: Questions JWs answer that nobody asked

Postby GodlessHeathen » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:59 pm

Borgia wrote:Who really is the faith and discreet slave?


You sir, win the internets.
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